ashtonsdimps:

lamedaughter:

hi im auditioning for the role of ur dick and i’ll be singing “all the small things” by blink 182 

my roommate just sent this to her boyfriend

180mph:

Girl: Come over

Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes

Girl: My parents arent home

Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit

engage-with-zorp:

the-rainbowsaurus:

jethrocane:

walrus-in-the-tardis:

youcantbreakthatwhichisntyours:

ambiguous-ash:

merrymishas:

engage-with-zorp:

I majored in gif making.

More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass

But you lost all your friends

and your eyesight 

not to mention your sweet bunkbed man what happened

I’m most concerned that you lost your Led Zeppelin shirt. What happened?

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blast from the past

vittyyluvscookies:

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

ghostbongweedofthesamurai:

is there a term for the slug-trail of vapor left behind dudes who wear a ton of axe cologne because if not i would like to submit “fratmosphere”

literallyrad:

aspiecastiel:

literallyrad:

CUTE ITALIAN EXCHANGE STUDENT SITTING RIGHT ACROSS FROM ME WHAT DO I DO

say this: “voglio succhiare il tuo cazzo”

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u little shit

semolavanpeltpan:

tithegirl:

shiips:

apolkadottedowl:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

“mr. owl”
“oh jesus christ”
“please don’t give me that look”
“please don’t fly”

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

I would have loved to see his reaction if the owl had flown right back in the window.

The owl is so menacing omg

reblog forever because owls are both the best thing ever and beyond terrifying.

Hahahahaha!! I want 50 of them.

"GET YOUR TONGUE OUT OF HER MOUTH YA FILTHY ANIMAL THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW"
— HARRY FUCKING STYLES AFTER THE PROPOSAL (via shadowspico)

more-red-more-blue-more-beer:

lyxdelsic:

boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”